Derby Name: Nookie Monster
Derby Motto: If it smells like fish, it's a delicious dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
Likes: Fishing, Cooking, Riding, Skating, and I'll stop there in case kids are reading this.
Dislikes: Fake people, freezing temperatures, and olives.
Favorite Derby Moment to Date: Realizing I have a new family during boot camp.
Why Derby: Skate until I die, something to do with the Wifey and a glimpse of authority over chicks in spandex and fishnets.