301 Derby Dames
A Premier Roller Derby League in Southern Maryland

Derby Name: Nookie Monster

Derby Motto: If it smells like fish, it's a delicious dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

Likes: Fishing, Cooking, Riding, Skating, and I'll stop there in case kids are reading this.

Dislikes: Fake people, freezing temperatures, and olives.

Favorite Derby Moment to Date: Realizing I have a new family during boot camp.

Why Derby: Skate until I die, something to do with the Wifey and a glimpse of authority over chicks in spandex and fishnets.